PPV (Pussy Property Value) PLUNGING!!!

Heres a REAL ad from philly craigslist posted today:"Need company or someone to talk to? - 28 (Malvern)Reply to: pers-1052822816@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-02-27, 11:50AM ESTNeed a friend? Well I would love to meet you.I love meeting new people and due to our horrible economy I have lost my job so I decided to start a new career as a professional friend. I can spend time with you and talk to you. I have all of the time in the world right now. Male/female/old/young, doesn't matter. I am a young beautiful slender female with an outgoing personality. I would be more than happy to spend time with you (nothing sexual). I enjoy all sorts of things. Let's go out to breakfast, lunch, dinner, sit and talk, go to the movies, go fishing, go dancing, take a vacation, head to AC, work on your car, play video games. Whatever you wish. I am great to take with you for that special occasion you have coming up. Weddings or dinner parties. If you need eye catching arm candy I'm your girl.I am educated, am a great listener and terrific conversationalist. I charge $25.00 per hour. I live in Malvern in Chester County. I prefer to meet in my area or close. Again nothing sexual. Let's become friends today. Send me an email and let's talk."......Look at the little Beyonces as they LOSE THEIR JOBS. This is the first step - it's called DENIAL -- it's akin to the home owner who has lowered his $500,000 bubble home to $495,000 --- both the bubble-tard and this woman are engaging in a pathetic attempt to avoid reality. How pathetic is the bubbletard who tries to sell 'his' overpriced property by lowering it by a mere $5,000! Does he truly think he is fooling someone - or is he engaging in one last display of out and out GREED and DEFIANCE."...It is most interesting that, by observing and measuring the economic models by which the public tries to run from their problems and escape from reality..." -- SWsLike the bubbletard mentioned above, we now have WOMEN showing this same type of BEE-HIVEIOR. PPV - or Pussy Property Value - a concept only known to the inteligencia - states that as property INFLATES, so shall a womans ego! Indeed the humble, cool, laid back, appreciative, down-to-earth, home-girl type of woman from pre-bubble days had been replaced by the stuck up, arrogant, shopaholic, beyoncee, sex-and-the-city, snob nose, prissy, too-good-to-accept-a-free-drink-at-the-bar, overpriced CUNTARD who would arrogantly wait for her million dollar man to drop from the heavens and land on her patio table at the out-door "tapas rasturant" or $20 martini "douche-cafe" and propose to her with the cullinan diamond wrapped around a cinnamon-stick.Today with the fake nevo riche millionares defaulting, becoming delinquent, foreclosing, and other wise jumping out of 12 story buildings or coming home to their wives and kids with automatic rifles and gas filled super-soakers, the women are...shall we say "coming back down to earth".It's NOT going to be a soft landing. For the arrogant are always too arrogant to FOLD in an instant (for that wouldn't be arrogant!). Indeed the neuvo-tards must now take the pathetic Sunday morning "walk of shame" back to the bus stop and return to their dormitory, hungover, stinky, defeated, shamed, embarrassed, and flea-bitten --- but they will do it in a state of denial:Behold today's craiglist LAID-OFF cuntard who is now "selling herself as a friend".Oh how this delusional whores vagina is going to hurt so much in the coming months.... Her denial of reality is SO demented that she still actually thinks she is SO FUCKING SPECIAL that people will actually PAY her BROKE, laid-off, pathetic ass to "be their friend" at $25 an hour!?The ARROGANCE - even as the once hoity-toity cattle begin to sink back into the abyss - amazes even me. Yet I know what will happen to them as sure as I know that 1 + 1 ='s "2". It's simply math. And math says "the bigger they are - the HARDER THEY FALL!"Just imagine the state of mind of this female. Is she REALLY this delusional? Does she REALLY think she is Beyonce? Or Paris Hilton? And is SOOOO special that a guy will actually PAY her so she can pretend to be his friend? THIS is the level of outrageous inflation of PPV that has been going on in the past 6 years. Women suddenly thinking they are royalty. Soon, however, the average cunt will realize that she is just that -- an ORDINARY woman, nothing special, nothing magical, tits and ass like all the rest... and most of all ... THERE ARE MILLIONS OF YOU! It seems like a FACT OF NATURE was ignored during the high PPV days: women outnumber men 6 to 1. But the female brain is too underdeveloped to realize that this simple mathematical ratio means it is NOT in her best interest to act like a RARITY when she is in fact a SURPLUS! Duhh!But this past boom inflated the PPV so high, that women actually thought THEY were rare gems! Well our craigslist subject is an early proof of what a blind delusion it was to think that. Soon this woman - after EMBARRASSING HERSELF by selling her friendship, fails... after that, she will continue to be unemployed. She will then go out at night looking for a sugar daddy (read BETA ATM male with a McMansion) and she will find NONE for they are ALL in foreclosure or in the process of committing suicide. This leaves little miss prissy in a predicament! No jobs for her. And no rich men. And every other man that DOES support himself will have his PICK of women trying to find an alpha male. So this leaves the little cuntard with resorting to PROSTITUTION and stripping to support herself..... or the army (same thing I guess when you really think about it.)So listen carefully to the half-assed, half-hearted DEFIANTLY ARROGANT tone in this woman's craigslist posting -- it shall SOON change to a tone of OUTRIGHT DESPERATION AND CAPITULATION. The Pussy Property Value will be in foreclosure.
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